Not For Nothin'

We pay our respects to everyone's high school principal in the 90's - Mr Belding. We jump all over this NY Times top 100 tv shows...but only of this century. We and a lot of our followers have a lot of bones to pick with the list. Then we tackle the WNBA Playoffs and let Chris gloat about his Liberty. Kris also had his worst take about them of all time. We finish it off with NFL week 4 picks. I think we're getting really good at it.

Who knew Perfect Strangers had a spin-off show? I'm not sure you could guess it, if you had a million guesses. Then things get a little "frosty" between these two and might have had their biggest disagreement in a very long time. We look towards the WNBA playoffs - who will win? Who do we want to win? So may questions. Then it's Week three picks for the NFL games.

Chris is in the Delta Lounge (he's got baller status, I guess). Kris is in his man hole. It's not a man cave that's for certain. They talk this and that, and then picks week 2 of NFL games. But can't really talk much, Chris has plane to catch (even though it's delayed?)

After a long layoff, the boys are back in town. They break down and preview the NFL season as only they can. And since they suck and couldn't do this earlier, they also make the picks picks for the opening weekend of the NFL season. Give me the loot!

It's August, what do you want from us.

Kris helps solve the google maps issues. Chris finds the MLB collective bargaining interesting. Too Shorts still in the house, making albums! Kris is feeling nostalgic, apparently. It's the only thing he likes about baseball. We go back to the well about the Portland Trailblazers. Kris predicts Cathy Englebert isn't the WNBA commish after the season. it's a pretty cold take at this point. Then Chris gets the last laugh (it won't be actually) about Mike Lombardi. Enjoy these dog days of summer.

We definitely go on our own odyssey during this episode. Chris breaks down the movie. Then it feels like one long rant about ESPN, the Blazers owner, LeBron and more, I think?

We're back from our summer World Cup break. Chris has a new gripe, beatboxing. Just let him go. From there we get into the movie The Odyssey. Do we want to see it? Chris also comes up with a new movie genre, Kungfu horror. It's kinda brilliant. Then we slide on into World Cup topics. Kris brings up a good question, why is there only one ref for such a large field? Then he goes in on WNBA and their trash leadership. It's good to be back.

We're happy in this era, right? I mean the 90's were great, could we have just kept that going? We talk about the best thing about the world cup isn't the games. Then we do the biggest, deepest dive of the NBA prospects. How we're not NBA draft analysts is one of the world's greatest mysteries.

We celebrate the Knicks winning the chip! They're the greatest team of all time while also Americas team. Then we get into some World Cup.

Chris is feeling France right now. They are having a moment, aren't they? We do a quick rundown on the World Cup. We have a few sneaky favorites we'll be watching. Chris hates Adam Silver. We try to figure out the WNBA league as a whole. Then we discuss the NBA Finals and Chris gives his love to his favorite people of all time, Knicks fans.

We give a show review on Spider-Noir. One of us likes it the other doesn't, but might come around. Kris takes some positives on potential Sonics ownership news. He also has a very minute and frigid-ass conspiracy take on Myles Garrett going to the Rams. Then we move on to the NBA Finals and find ourselves rooting for both teams. How often does that happen? We also take a victory lap...We were right about Chet Holmgren! Happy Bing Bong day everyone.

We're both sniffing our way through this episode. We're not talking about the yayo, it's just allergies. Chris actually gives props to SNL. Can't blame that on the allergies though. we have a wall ball follow up, it's not an East Coast thing. We give Rob Base his props. Then we laugh at the Freedom 250 featured performers. Not at who's supposed to be there, but cause they're all dropping out. It's gonna be a hell of an event. Then we finally get to the sports and talk NBA playoffs and question are the Liberty good? I'm not sure we answer it.

We reminisce about our childhood playground games, like wall ball and four square. We also say goodbye to Ogre, a childhood icon...Also, who knew there was a Bloodsport 2? We get into (sports) superstitions. Then we dissect the NBA Playoffs and the first week of the WNBA season.

We pay homage (of sorts) to Ted Turner and his influence on our pop culture growing up. Chris brings up another random 80's movie. But this time Kris might be interested in watching. Somehow that gets us onto Martin Scorcese's movie posters and how bad they generally are. We debate the NBA playoffs and who do we actually want to win. Then It's It's our big WNBA season preview show.

Get your NY sports here! Just kidding we're not any of those lame NY radio sports idiots. We're podcasters damn it! And yes any idiot can have a podcast, that's the point of it. We do our best not to recap the NFL draft in Pittsburgh. We're crazy for the manic NBA Playoffs. We're also excited for the WNBA season to begin. All this and we trash both Mike and The Mad Dog!

Chris asks what musicians are hall worth. We recap the crazy WNBA offseason and draft. We pick the NBA playoffs and Chris has a huuuuge upset. Did Kris nail The Masters picks?

Chris relives his puberty. Kris doesn't think Good Time Beer is a good time at all. We are beyond excited for the WNBA free agency madness. Would you eat a fish out of the Hudson River? Kris has a gambling tip for The Masters.

Here we go again, Chris and his moon landings. Also who sanctions a mission to fly near the moon. What's the point? We have to talk about the robot umps again. I'm mean the human umps are making it too easy. We discuss the WNBA's version of the Montreal Screw Job. Kris questions the Final Four pairings. I'm sure there is more, but honestly, who can keep track of it all.

This might be the happiest day of Kris's life. Maybe he can be stop being such a grouch. Kris almost got hustled in a butcher shop. We give Chuck Norris his proper send off. We celebrate baseballs opening day by making our World Series picks and celebrating robot umps. But we're really here just to celebrate the eventual return of the Seattle Supersonics back to the NBA.

Happy WNBA CBA day to all who celebrate! This episode is a melange (I've been reading the dictionary) of topics we discuss. We tackle the Oscars, NFL free agency, Chipotle ai, Banksy's identity and other crap. The title really explains this episode perfectly.

We got a long way to go and a short time to get there. Chris finally gives his review on Lonesome Dove...which came out in 1989. We blitz through some NBA and WNBA topics. Chris has a Kris trivia and then goes on a Hot Honey rant.

We pay tribute to three fallen angels. We cover a lot of ground on a lot of the Olympic sports and Chris even find his event. That's it. No, seriously, that is it.

We talk about the Olympics, penis injections, and how Chris is kinda getting into it all...except the injections. Then we get into the greatest game every played and when Kris knew the Seahawks were going to win the game. Surprisingly, he didn't gloat as much as we thought. Go Hawks!

It's Super Bowl week. We talk about some other stuff, of course. But c'mon man.

The boys take a snow day, and talk snow issues. The Steelers hiring Mike McCarthy might be the final straw for Chris's fandom of the team...also Chris really nailed it about that organization months ago, didn't he? Kris says goodbye to one of his favorite Seattle bar, the Wagon wheel...except it's called the Waterwheel. really made a lasting impression there. Then they yammer on about the Hawks and the Patriots and the Super Bowl.

Chris shares another story from his exciting life. We celebrate the brilliance and business savvy of those who run the WNBA. We round up the NFL head coaching carousel. Chris wants to hedge all his bets with some scheme that makes Kris's head spin around and hurt. Then they pick the conference championship NFL games.

Chris humble brags about his trip to Hawai'i (it must be nice). We go off on Denis Leary and the return of Boston sports fandom (can we just not). Kris brags about being an influencer, before that was even a thing. He just been living the life all Gen Z keeps wanting. Then there's a lot of ranting and weird topics while picking the NFL Divisional Round Playoff games.

Thank god 2025 is over. 26 can't be any worse, right? right? We discuss new year resolutions, again. Kris grinds his gears about drivers. Chris hates the Olympics and the World Cup. The NBA is stealing Kris's brilliant ideas again...New years same stuff. And then there's the game pick for the final week for the regular season in the NFL. Happy Frickin' New Year Everyone!

We celebrate the NY Knicks winning the NBA Championship...oh...um...err...sorry it's the (checks notes)...NBA Cup championship. Do they hang a banner and have a parade down Broadway? Chris finds an obscure reason to continue his hate-watching fetish with the Knicks. Also, is NY more of a Ranger town than a Knicks town? We rank our favorite Christmas movies. Kris shares his story of his brother tricking him into sticking his tongue to a frozen pole. Then it's a lot of minutia, before they get to week 16 picks.

They're reunited like long-distance relatives who only see each other during the holidays. They catch up talk Christmas music, getting a new dog and some sports. Just like family who doesn't want to really talk to each other. Enjoy!

Chris immediately starts asking questions he shouldn't be. What are we Joe Rogan? Then we double down with getting into NYC politics. What the hell are we doing? Speaking of stupid entities, how about the ESPNBet, huh? Chris has a movie trivia for Kris, which he kinda aces it. Chris has a theory about sports teams. Kris also has a couple random thoughts before they make their week 10 picks.

We're finally back. where have we been? Don't worry about it. The only thing you should worry about is how many angry takes Chris has this week. He's been pent up for a month so he's exploding all over us with his hot sticky man takes. We fire off fashion trends, sports, D'Angelo. This one's so scary it should be the Halloween episode.

This week we finally get the incomparable Mike Vorkunov back on the show to discuss all things NBA - expansions and scandlas & his love of Ipswich Town FC. Then the boys make their NFL week 4 picks.

Well Chris is sick (maybe it's Mono). He's also facing a bull dog conundrum. Kris thinks he's gonna steal one. The boys sort of debate Robert Redford and his legacy I guess? Not really sure where this goes, but I think Chris finds a new appreciation for the man. Kris is in love with him plain and simple. Can Chris's house watch medical dramas? They discuss the madness that is the WNBA Playoffs. Kris has a huge tush-push rant. Then they finish off picks the NFL week 3 games.

Chris wants to kill "let's go." He's over it. However they do both appreciate the younger generations slang. It's crazy as hell, but they are here for it. They do a quick breakdown of the WNBA Playoffs and then get to picking every NFL week 2 game. You will enjoy.

We get back on track and actually have good audio quality this week. Then we grind our gears about fantasy football how the league wouldn't expand from 8 to 12 teams. Chris Leon Lett-ed it. Kris is so happy not to have to join. Sweet Relief! Then Chris has to get his Survivor League advice too. This is the down side of football season. We discuss the end of the WNBA season and what we're looking forward to for the playoffs. Kris brings the mystery of the rubber ducks in Jeep Wranglers to a close. Then it's the moment you've been waiting 6 months for...Our week 1 NFL picks!

As we approach the NFL season, Kris got a letter from DraftKings (that doesn't sound good), we look for some interesting betting options, but find that most of them suck. We miss the good old days of betting on rookie of the year, etc. We move on to the final leg of the WNBA regular season. Then we make our NFL season picks & predictions...wait we forgot to picks our Super Bowl matchups though.

We break down Chris's trip to England. We learn that we both can't stand the band Kiss - they're the worst. We debate who we'd rather be, the Flintstones or the Jetsons. We question what happened to sitcoms with had servants. You just don't see that any more. What you do see too much of these days are old people and their stupid opinions. Kris breaks down the NFL preseason and we give a little preview for our NFL Season Preview Extravaganza!

It's wedding season people! These two old farts have to travel and actually put a suit on and dance their asses off. Chris ties together hecklers at a comedy show to dumbasses throwing dildos at WNBA games. Then we lament the media involvement in enhancing a stupid act. Then it's time for "Kris Trivia," followed by Chris wanting to cancel his fantasy football league, he's over it. Then Kris has a hypothetical futures bet for Chris. And we end with smelling salts in the NFL.

If you're a home owner that hates their house, this episode is for you...septic talk, A/C troubles and generators for Christmas presents. We finally talk to about the passing of Hulk Hogan & Ozzy Osborne. Chris tried to watch Happy Gilmore 2...hard pass, unless you're looking to hate watch. We question what is up with Daryl Morey trashing Lakers Covid Bubble chip. Then we have to talk WNBA.

We really get into some shit on this episode, almost literally - Chris learns about the septic tank system. Chris gives his movie review for One Flew Over The Coukoo's Nest. Warning there's spoilers! We also grind our gears about too many trailers & commercials. We pay a heartfelt tribute to Frank Layden. We wouldn't have Dazzling Dunks And Basketball Bloopers without him. We have a Chris Trivia and then lament about the farce that is NBA expansion. Kris has had it and might give up basketball as a whole. We laugh at the MLB and their stupid All-Star game rules. And then it's just a whole bunch of random crap to close it out.

Chris makes an attempt at a formal apology. Kris wonders one of life's great mysteries...why don't people moon others any more? Although Chris has done it with his father-in-law of all people. It's also the dogs days of summer, at least for us. So we fill some time before talking about summer league basketball, the WNBA lull. We're so sports starved we're even looking forward to football training camps. But we're not desperate enough to talk about baseball.

I know we've said this before, but this episode really does have it all. Nipples, side boobs, sleeveless shirts, men fishing, MAMILS. What is this a barstool podcast? We even talk WNBA expansion. How everyone is getting a statue in Seattle. NBA draft and free agency.

We try not to go down lifes path too far on this one. It's our big NBA Draft spectacular show, so no movie reviews, or grinding gears, etc. We do discuss the art of talking shit, and whether Chris is really that mean of a person. Otherwise we focus on the end of the finals, the big Durant trade right before game 7. Kris has a brilliant ideas to help fix the draft format. Then we mock our version of who should be the first 12 players taken in this draft. Oddly enough we're both on the same page.

Chris thinks it's Shark Week, but we're just happy it's Juneteenth. Do we even know what each of our national holidays are really for? Chris recaps his dude-ranch vacation in Montana. Chris realizes how stupid Pickleball is. Also what the hell was the standardized tests, those were pointless right? Kris recaps the Pee Wee doc, and also recommends Love & Mercy. Then we tackle the WNBA & the Caitlin Clark non-scuffle. We also talk about the NBA Finals which neither of us watch. That makes us the Stephen A. Smith of podcasts then?

This one is all over the place. But it's hot out and the allergies are running wild. So this is what you get.

Chris has the craziest idea you could ever imagine and it's really pissed Kris off. Which leads us to the NBA Playoffs of course. Can the Knicks pull off the craziest of comebacks? Do we want them to in the best interests of the NBA championship? Maybe we all need to be Pacers fans at this point. Oh and also the WNBA season is awesome this year. You can't want more than that.

we took a little hiatus, but we're back you sons of bitches. We're marvel at opening week of the WNBA season. We give praise to the Knicks, but also to the Pacer. Yeah, we're playing both sides. Kris revisits the two huge trades that are impacting the payoffs as well. We raise our beers to the legend Norm!

For this episode we're highway men. We also talk GI Joe, comics, etc. But our true passion for today at least, is our favorite highways. But just don't get us started on those damn parkways. Those can go straight to hell. Oh, also we talk a little NBA Playoffs. I guess we need to talk some sports.