You Cannot Be Serious

You Cannot Be Serious

Topical chat and opinions on the hear and now
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Episodios

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Episode 378 - Musings from Afar

09 sep. 2026
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Episode 377 - Part 2 - Real Opinions

The hosts discuss a media personality's alleged dating scandal and criticize the potential hypocrisy of journalists reporting on it. The conversation shifts to political topics, including One Nation's popularity, the reinstatement of Australia Day in Melbourne, and reflections on COVID-19 restrictions in Victoria. The speakers also address controversial topics including gender identity in sports, legal comparisons regarding bail for Nicky Winmar and Ralph Carr, and recent allegations involving Mitch Cleary. The segment concludes with discussions on 'Welcome to Country' ceremonies and criticisms of media coverage.

02 sep. 2026
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Episode 377 - Part 1 - Selected Opinions

The hosts discuss recent controversies involving Sydney Swans players and the media's role in public judgment, alongside an analysis of how player statistics influence Brownlow Medal voting. The conversation also covers AFL finals predictions for matchups involving Fremantle, Hawthorn, Geelong, Carlton, and Brisbane. The episode further explores Scott Pendlebury's new dual role with the Gold Coast, critiques recent comments made by Sydney CEO Andrew Dillon, and concludes with a prediction for the elimination final between the Crows and Bulldogs.

02 sep. 2026
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Episode 376 - Part 2 - Minor Pickings

This episode features a discussion on recent developments within the AFL, including coaching changes at Essendon and Greater West Sydney, and legal disputes involving Melbourne Football Club's former CEO. The conversation shifts to broader social and political critiques, addressing topics such as gender diversity committees in sports, immigration impacts on the Australian job market, and concerns regarding curriculum influences in schools. The host concludes by discussing the program's long-standing commitment to independent broadcasting without corporate sponsorship.

24 ago. 2026
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Episode 376 - Part 1 - Hysteria Reigns

In this episode of You Cannot Be Serious, the host addresses the ongoing controversy involving Sydney Swans players following an incident in Melbourne. The discussion centers on the lack of criminal charges following allegations of drug use and inappropriate conduct at a hotel. The host argues against severe sporting sanctions like suspensions, suggesting instead that heavy financial fines would be a more appropriate way to hold players accountable without damaging the club's finals campaign. The episode also critiques the involvement of legal teams and the media's role in amplifying the scandal. The host examines the details surrounding the presence of sex workers at the scene and questions the claims of trauma, while calling for the AFL to resolve the matter quickly through financial penalties to prevent a lasting stain on the competition.

24 ago. 2026